• some bitch on Facebook: I dont understand why people are so sad about Justin Bieber turning 18, it's not like the kid is dying.
• what I typed: WHAT THE FUCK BITCH YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING? YOU WANNA FUCK AROUND BITCH? HE'S MY BABY AND NOW HE'S AN ADULT OMG MY CRIES WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND MY HEART BREAKING IN MILLIONS OF PIECES YOU WHORE YOU DON'T KNOW BITCH K? YOU DON'T KNOW SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY HE'S GROWING UP AND I WANT MY LITTLE CUTE INNOCENT BIEBER IN THE GREY HOODIE SAYING AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! BUT NOW HE'S A SEXY ADULT BELIEBERS ARE CRYING PUDDLES I SUGGEST YOU STFU BEFORE I KILL YOU. NIGGA.
• what I actually said: you wouldn't understand. it's a Belieber thing so yeah.